anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

Happy 22nd Birthday, Demi Lovato | August 20th

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

“I hate people generally, but I like people individually.” — introverts (via brilliantlens)

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes