we reblog the men we think we deserve
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.